May 2012
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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projectumbler: follow the blog. reblog the video. help me graduate.  hi… I’m on the internet again 
May 21st
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May 15th
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joloso: ocae: joloso: ocae: joloso: i love when people send themselves anons how can you tell though is there some secret symbol next to their posts only other people can see like the chemical in pool water that turns blue when someone pees yeah well shit i’ve never seen someone send themselves an anon then i’m missing out how unfair yeah
May 14th
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Oh I got nominated for prom king lol
May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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virginchild: sometimes i can’t believe how gay i am but then jovan hill comes along and im like nvm
May 9th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 2nd
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marmittes: do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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April 2012
45 posts
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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nicki minaj: somebody point me to the best ass eater
: the dj turns off the music and the crowd goes quiet. not realizing what she's done, nicki herself falls quiet as well. a bead of sweat rolls down her face. multiple members of the crowd slowly raise their fingers and point to none other than big sean himself. nicki screams and runs behind the curtain, hoping to make it to her dressing room or the backstage exit. but it was too late. sean plunges through the curtain and rips off nicki's custom versace dress...he digs in for a most succulent meal. she can feel his saliva dripping down her taint. her very core begins feeling violent shifts between ecstasy and agony. and it was over before she knew it...the deed was done.
Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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my lesbian friends FaceTime’d me while one was eating the other out…  lol cute 
Apr 12th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Anonymous asked: wtf what's your name
Apr 6th
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my friends think it’s so funny to make out like… on top of me… literally on… me… They have this checklist of places where they want to make out.. I am on that checklist
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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so after a hit and run we park, my friend says “hope the cops don’t come I have drugs in my bra.” and then starts making out with the guy next to her. yeah..
Apr 4th
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