May 2012
22 posts
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projectumbler:
follow the blog. reblog the video. help me graduate.
hi… I’m on the internet again
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joloso:
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joloso:
i love when people send themselves anons
how can you tell though is there some secret symbol next to their posts only other people can see like the chemical in pool water that turns blue when someone pees
yeah
well shit i’ve never seen someone send themselves an anon then i’m missing out how unfair
yeah
Oh I got nominated for prom king lol
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virginchild:
sometimes i can’t believe how gay i am but then jovan hill comes along and im like nvm
marmittes:
do you ever go to bed and you’re lying awake in the middle of the night and suddenly you start laughing because of something you saw on the internet today and then you’re sad because you realise you’re laughing alone in bed thinking about the internet
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April 2012
45 posts
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't believe in him.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
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nicki minaj: somebody point me to the best ass eater
: the dj turns off the music and the crowd goes quiet. not realizing what she's done, nicki herself falls quiet as well. a bead of sweat rolls down her face. multiple members of the crowd slowly raise their fingers and point to none other than big sean himself. nicki screams and runs behind the curtain, hoping to make it to her dressing room or the backstage exit. but it was too late. sean plunges through the curtain and rips off nicki's custom versace dress...he digs in for a most succulent meal. she can feel his saliva dripping down her taint. her very core begins feeling violent shifts between ecstasy and agony. and it was over before she knew it...the deed was done.
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my lesbian friends FaceTime’d me while one was eating the other out…
lol cute
Anonymous asked: wtf what's your name
my friends think it’s so funny to make out like… on top of me… literally on… me…
They have this checklist of places where they want to make out.. I am on that checklist
so after a hit and run we park, my friend says “hope the cops don’t come I have drugs in my bra.” and then starts making out with the guy next to her.
yeah..